"worst damn movie i have seen" Thread

as the title suggests
I will kick this off

2 movies and both where shyt
starting with
"street racer" cheap D grade knock off of fast and furious terrible acting puppy story just pure garbage
strongly recomend it for anyone with money that they want to throw away and a little over and hour that they need to waste and never get back....
second movie
"disaster movie" the name sums it up.... I will never get those hours back....EVER

Cry Baby. Cheap rip off of a Grease type movie. Missus loves it but I think it was shocking.

Transformers 1 and 2.

Expensive Rip Offs of the original cult animated series, Micheal Bay and his minions have single handedly destroyed a great franchise of machine mayhem, by A- making them gay, B- having them in a gay movie and C- making them similar to human.

I know some/most people here will bite, but that's how I see it, I'd rather watch the original movie (animated for you youngen's) than pay to watch that garbage they have served up recently.

It's like alot of movies, they shouldn't be recreated, just let them be and come up with a new idea.

fast and furious the last one that was released

evo201 wrote:

as the title suggests
I will kick this off

2 movies and both where shyt
starting with
"street racer" cheap D grade knock off of fast and furious terrible acting puppy story just pure garbage
strongly recomend it for anyone with money that they want to throw away and a little over and hour that they need to waste and never get back....
second movie
"disaster movie" the name sums it up.... I will never get those hours back....EVER

I thought street racer had its good points. Apart from the cars engine noises not matching up and changing, and his wrx changin year models, at least the 'performance mods' they talked about included suspension and not oh puppy this nawz that.

Still a puppy movie. To anyone who hasn't seen it. Picture watching a porno before the sex, then it continues and there is no sex at all. Thats what the acting is like, a porno.

819FLY wrote:

Transformers 1 and 2.

Expensive Rip Offs of the original cult animated series, Micheal Bay and his minions have single handedly destroyed a great franchise of machine mayhem, by A- making them gay, B- having them in a gay movie and C- making them similar to human.

I know some/most people here will bite, but that's how I see it, I'd rather watch the original movie (animated for you youngen's) than pay to watch that garbage they have served up recently.

It's like alot of movies, they shouldn't be recreated, just let them be and come up with a new idea.

I agree mostly, but I still love the new Transformer movies


The worst movie I've seen lately was some crud Josh picked out, it was that sh it I can't even remember what it's called.. And I may have another one to add to my list after we see Bruno tonight

Those crap crap crap animated films that Disney keep releasing... I love Toy Story 1 & 2 and cant wait for Toy Story 3... so the list is as follows...

Shrek (All of them)
Bolt
Surfs Up (I know its a Sony movie but meh)
Madagascar (All of them)
Chicken Little
Meet The Robinsons
Ice Age (All of them)

I am sure you get the gist of where I am going with this...

I reckon UP will be a goodie

teh_hotness wrote:

I reckon UP will be a goodie

ANOTHER ONE?!

I'm with Rhys, last F&F was total ass.

Nate_Madaz_666 wrote:

teh_hotness wrote:

I reckon UP will be a goodie

ANOTHER ONE?!

Yep. Seen a few previews for it the last couple of times we've been to the cinema.

teh_hotness wrote:

Nate_Madaz_666 wrote:

teh_hotness wrote:

I reckon UP will be a goodie

ANOTHER ONE?!

Yep. Seen a few previews for it the last couple of times we've been to the cinema.

ergh

Last fast and furious was worst movie i had seen in a long time

teh_hotness wrote:

The worst movie I've seen lately was some crud Josh picked out, it was that sh it I can't even remember what it's called.. And I may have another one to add to my list after we see Bruno tonight

Vinyan.. Don't watch it, unless you want to cry. It's puss.

Bruno = Gayer than Toms Aids...

Hands down worst movie is Meet the Spartans. Movie wanted to make me claw my eyes out.

"there will be blood" absolute horsesh1t movie. And also "Aussie park boys"

I think I liked Aussie Park Boys IIRC, about the fighting street gangs and wogs and puppy?

Mortal Combat I and II. Both sucked ass.

BobsN13 wrote:

Mortal Combat I and II. Both sucked ass.

*singing* Mortal Combaaaaaaaaaaaaat!


FTW! Rules!

*contains spoiler* recently. "the unborn" yep yep all good until the end... jumby wants to be born, yep we got the message...well does he?? FUC_KS ME!!! IT ENDED BEFORE SHE GAVE BIRTH

StealthyCamryOwner wrote:

*contains spoiler* recently. "the unborn" yep yep all good until the end... jumby wants to be born, yep we got the message...well does he?? FUC_KS ME!!! IT ENDED BEFORE SHE GAVE BIRTH

I literally fell asleep during that movie

Mmm, agreed. Unborn was puss!


Drag Me To Hell is good though..

The last ride. Very cheesy movie that tried to copy fast and the furious. Only good for the 69 GTO.

i had to laugh at the old man who turned his head upside down and started chasing the old lady around like a spider lmao