Sem's Bored Again

When did you last cry? Dont remember

What was the reason you last cried? I don't remember

Do you consider yourself an emotional person? sometimes

Does anything hurt on your body? Yep, my throat

Any current scabs or bruises? not that i know of

Are you klutsy or accident prone? sometimes

Ever tripped over your own feet? hahaha yep

How long has it been since you took vitamins? i dont need them

When is the last time you took medicine? does a Strepsil count? I've got one now

What was the medicine for? my sore throat

Ever had any illnesses or diseases? Tonsilitis

Do you get headaches often? Yes

Do you have health insurance? Nope

Do you want plastic surgery? You can't change perfect

If it was free, what 1 thing would you have done? i have nothing i'd change

How much do you think it costs to have a boob job? no idea

Do you have or want any tattoo's? yeppa

If so, what do you have or want? i have a Junkwaffel Lizard holding a spraycan next to my sons name and i want the Cheech Wizard on the other side of his name. I also have a symbol for Focus on my right arm and want to add more to it

Would you consider permanent make-up? ahhh... no

What do you think is the perfect age to start having children? There's a perfect age?

How many children would you like to have? 2 or 3 maybe

Do you already have names picked out of your future children? nope.

How effective is the pull out method when it comes to birth control? dunno, but its fun

What is your birth control method of choice? condoms and the pill

Ever had a pregnancy scare when you weren't planning? maybe

When did you last speak to a family member? Yesterday. I live with my brother

How much do you spend on your parents for Christmas? enough i hope

Will you raise your children how you were raised? i thought i was raised ok, so yeah

Are you a Christian? hahahahaha

Do you consider yourself to be religious? not at all

When is the last time you attended a church service? My mates funeral a few years ago

Do you want to have a closer relationship with God? not at this point in time

When did you last cry? About 10 years ago

What was the reason you last cried? My Grandads Funeral. Nothing has been as bad as that for me since.

Do you consider yourself an emotional person? Is Horny an emotion?

Does anything hurt on your body? Um, my back, my legs, my shoulder do I keep going.

Any current scabs or bruises? One on my shoulder for some reason.

Are you klutsy or accident prone? Not usualy, but as of late!

Ever tripped over your own feet? YES

How long has it been since you took vitamins? I had some Zinc tablets this morning.

When is the last time you took medicine? About 2 weeks ago for Hay fever

What was the medicine for? For Hayfever

Ever had any illnesses or diseases? I once got bitten bad by the Modification Bug. Still got the symptoms sometimes.

Do you get headaches often? No

Do you have health insurance? Free medical and Dental for me.

Do you want plastic surgery? I would get a chin like Hank from Me, Myself and Irene.

If it was free, what 1 thing would you have done? Made love to Isla Fisher

How much do you think it costs to have a boob job? gotta be around the 10k mark.

Do you have or want any tattoo's? No and Yes.

If so, what do you have or want? Tribal on my Arm.

Would you consider permanent make-up? ahhh... no

What do you think is the perfect age to start having children? When it feels right.

How many children would you like to have? 3. A boy, a Girl and a whatever

Do you already have names picked out of your future children? William.

How effective is the pull out method when it comes to birth control? Depends if you make it out in time.

What is your birth control method of choice? Blowjobs.

Ever had a pregnancy scare when you weren't planning? Might have done.

When did you last speak to a family member? Yesterday? Now

How much do you spend on your parents for Christmas? about 50 bucks

Will you raise your children how you were raised? Definately.

Are you a Christian? Yes.

Do you consider yourself to be religious? No. I belive in god, but I dont need somone else to reinforce it for me.

When is the last time you attended a church service? About 3 years ago.

Do you want to have a closer relationship with God? no.

When did you last cry? Dunno

What was the reason you last cried? I don't remember

Do you consider yourself an emotional person? Occasionally

Does anything hurt on your body? My Ego

Any current scabs or bruises? Nah

Are you klutsy or accident prone? At times

Ever tripped over your own feet? Who hasnt, douchebag

How long has it been since you took vitamins? Those are fer wussies

When is the last time you took medicine? Duno

What was the medicine for? Headache or some puppy prolly

Ever had any illnesses or diseases? Not that I know off

Do you get headaches often? Yes

Do you have health insurance? Sure do

Do you want plastic surgery? Not particularly

If it was free, what 1 thing would you have done? Bahahah dont ask

How much do you think it costs to have a boob job? Ask Pamela

Do you have or want any tattoo's? Yeah

If so, what do you have or want? Two spark plugs on my bicep

Would you consider permanent make-up? Who you talking to nana!

What do you think is the perfect age to start having children? Before you cant get a boner

How many children would you like to have? 1

Do you already have names picked out of your future children? Nah

How effective is the pull out method when it comes to birth control? Its either in the pink or in the eye

What is your birth control method of choice? Franga

Ever had a pregnancy scare when you weren't planning? Nah

When did you last speak to a family member? Today

How much do you spend on your parents for Christmas? Not enough

Will you raise your children how you were raised? I'll do my best lol

Are you a Christian? I listen to Slayer so I'd say no

Do you consider yourself to be religious? Sit on the fence

When is the last time you attended a church service? When I was a wee lad

Do you want to have a closer relationship with God? Well hes starting the conversation.

I have the same answer for all of the above questions.

My anus.

Go figure...