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When's the Queens B'day?

June ma niggra

I bet im out bush again. Missed the long weekend a couple of weeks ago too.

Ditto..... Muhamed Jihad.... Derka Derka.... Ah ASLAV run......... *machine gun fire*..... your dead, your dead, your injured, your dead..... hahaha

I was dutch ja. Like my spandex ja? Area is cleared ja (as shots wizz by the head)

I just sat and watched my village get destroyed.... was a sad day....

Are you Achmed???

Terrible suicide bomber?

Did you have a premature detonation?

No virgins....

Damn.

Yeh thats what I thought when I watched my ass get scraped up off the roadway..... i made the "split" decision to press the button, it was the wrong one...... oh well.

I thought you set the timer for thirty minutes, but it went off after four seconds. You know what thats like right?

It's Achmed... A-C-Phlegm....

SILENCE.... I KIILLLLLL YOU

Ellooooooo. I am Lindsay Lohaannnnnn..

Really. I love Lindsay Lohan. I think you have a really nice face, great hair and AWSOME boobs.

Haha! Owwwwww. Sucks not being able to laugh

I know. My face rips apart every time I laugh.

I'm scared of rippin my stomach when I laugh lol. I had keyhole surgery tho, I'm just being the worlds biggest sook. I spent 2 days in hospital, 1 day in E.D and one in the recovery area and I complained pretty much the whole time cos I wanted the I.V tube thingo taken out haha. I was sooooo out of it after I had surgery, the drugs.. Wooooowwwwwww... Lol. Poor Josh

The Drugs are Cool.

Morphine is teh WIN!!

I've got the stronger version of Panadine Forte. It's like Pana-Codine Forte or something. GOOD puppy. Gets me doped up when I have it though.

Mersynadol Forte.... that puppy is awesome. My missus took one once, little did she know she is allergic to Codeine and it knocked her out..... almost as effective as Roh-E's hahahahahaha

Your an evil minded man. I love it. haha.

Ive had practice.......................